Posted by Karen Hanretty at 12:00 am on May 26, 2006 Comments Off on Friday Afternoon Pop Quiz
Friday Afternoon Pop
Quiz
(The 9th Circuit Court just ruled that passing this quiz is
NOT required for graduation from the Jerry Brown Institute
for Greater Self-Awareness and Consciousness.
Whew!)
1. Which of the following offenses is
most offensive to the Mainstream Media?
A. Support for Israel
B. Support for fundamentalist Christian values
C. Support for a balanced approach to the environment
D. Forcing someone to choose among the first three choices
2. If you had to choose between hitting a tree with your
car or hitting a baby in the road, what would you do?
A. Hit the tree and live with the guilt.
B. Hit the tree but immediately plant one of the saplings you keep
in the trunk of your hybrid car for such emergencies.
C. Hit the tree but only if it wasn’t an old growth tree because
then you’d be killing an endangered species and bad karma would
haunt you.
D. Hit the object less likely to make your hydrogen car explode
upon impact .
3. If a tree falls in the rainforest, but no developer is there
to hear it, doesthe… Read More