How I Single-handedly Solved “The Great Toilet Paper Shortage” — a Lesson for Venezuela
The article below concerning the pathetic Venezuela de facto nationalization of the country’s toilet paper industry (to solve a government created TP shortage) is classic socialist folly — a tragicomedy version of ATLAS SHRUGGED. But it reminds me of my days in the military, dealing with the same problem — “the great toilet paper shortage.”
MANY years ago I served as a junior Navy Supply Officer aboard a ship deployed in the Pacific.” The deck officer (an old salt with not the slightest grasp of economics or human nature) unilaterally decided that the ship was using too much toilet paper. Utilizing the wisdom of central planning, he established a toilet paper QUOTA system — toilet paper rolls would be distributed to each department on a per-person basis in the amount HE deemed to be sufficient..
The inevitable result? Sailors — officers and enlisted — immediately began hoarding toilet paper. No longer… Read More