A Modest Fairy Shrimp Proposal
I’d like to talk about fairy shrimp — those tiny crustaceans that flitter about in “vernal pools”, i.e. puddles, on developable land throughout Southern California. For me, these tiny, hardy creatures symbolize the absurdity of the Endangered Species Act and the extremities to which property owners must go to accommodate even the most esoteric organisms.
Environmental groups wield the fairy shrimp like a talisman. They speak of it in reverential tones as if it were a rare, fragile creature on the verge of extinction. If developers don’t obey demands to reserve for the shrimp’s use tracts of land perfectly suitable for human habitation, the environmental groups take them to court. This costs developers millions of legal fees and delays – which are ultimately passed on to homeowners. Here in Orange… Read More