Oh Jackie!
The early frontrunner for our “Geena Davis Is On Line One and She’s Steamed” award is Jackie Speier, the Bay Area state senator who’s running for Lieutenant Governor.
Interviewed by the Oakland Tribune, here’s how La Jackie spins why she’s not running for the job but, instead, the chump change that is lieutenant governor: “I don’t think the electorate in California is quite read for a woman governor.”
I’m sure Dianne Feinstein would agree. Or the junior senator from New York, who’s coming soon to the Bay Area to promote her presidential prospects.
Speier says she wants the duties of “loot-guv” to include being the “‘guardian of education’, the overseer of the State Senate, and an advocate for consumer protection.”
Someone should tell her it’s a short walk from “guardian” to “gourdian” — in this case, the gourdian knot that is Sacramento’s over-meddling in education.
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