Posted by Barry Nestande at 12:00 am on Jan 31, 2008 1 Comment
Bruce Bonafede is a public realtions
consultant in the Coachella Valley. He is always on the
"cutting edge" of scientific discovery. He sent me this op ed
a few days ago…
Scientists Discover Binary Being
Bruce Bonafede
January 27, 2008
A panel of leading academics has rocked the scientific community
with the announcement of its discovery of a new type of
human. The “binary being” – never before seen in the history
of mankind – is reportedly made up of two unconnected human bodies
with two separate brains, but with only one mind.
“This represents a major mutation of the human species,” said
Professor Charles “Chip” Darwin of the School of Genetics and
Gaming at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. “The two
bodies don’t look like each other, and they can function
independently of each other. The easy assumption is we are
dealing with two different people here, except obviously we’re
not.”
The mutant, dubbed “Billary” by the scientists through a
conjoining of its two first names, has been sighted throughout the
United States. Earlier… Read More