Posted by Jim Battin at 12:00 am on Apr 12, 2008 Comments Off on Make It Stop — Please — Make It Stop
I’m being punished.
I tried to save the world with my eco-friendly, carbon neutral
Lincoln Aviator and clever plan to increase the sales of carbon
credits by letting those of us that have them drive in the HOV lane
– and now I’m paying the price for my efforts.
It appears that those hyper-capitalists at LiveNeutral.org have
sold my name to the environmental community as a good prospect for
them. And now Casa Battin is junk mail central.
Ugh.
It was bad enough that they made a 300% profit on my carbon
credit, but this….this is just mean.
We’re up to our ears drowning in solicitations from my fellow
eco-warriors pitching their efforts to save the world, if only I’d
become a member of their group. (Special Introductory
Offer!)
And reading their mail, it’s clear the Earth is dying – the
skies are dark, the oceans polluted, the Sequoias are almost gone,
we can’t breathe and the earth is sick with fever….. and for some
reason it all seems to be President Bush’s fault. Go
figure.
There is some irony here though. … Read More