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Michael Der Manouel, Jr.

Top 10 Products Now Off of My French Boycott List

It seems that 53% of French voters have had it with big government socialism.  As a result of their decision, and the words of (gasp) conservative President – elect Sarkozy, I can now release the power of my personal income on the consumption of French products again.  Whew!  Not a moment too soon I might add.  Before I give you anxious readers the list, let me state unequivocally that my boycott of all Peugeot | Renault vehicles still stands, for obvious reasons.

Here are the top 10 French products I now plan to use:

1.   Dom Perignon (best bubbly on the planet)

2.   Louis Vitton (handbags – the wife is now very happy)

3.   Michelin (tires for my German Audi)

4.   Sofitel (upscale hotels)

5.   Smart & Final (groceries)

6.   Krups (great coffee makers)

7.  Dannon (yogurt and water, etc.)

8.  France (going this summer)

9.  Nexium (acid reflux – need it to watch John Boehner explain the GOP "agenda" on Sunday
      Morning talk shows)

10. Mephisto (shoes, etc., accidentally spent $112 there this morning before I knew the outcome of 
      the election)