There has been much (deserved) heralding of Jon’s major MSM hit today, but one youngster, who has been well-trained by his mother to question the validity of what he finds in print, has doubts about the article’s mention of Jon’s Xbox prowess.
My son, age 10 (and a half), the welter weight Xbox champion of the NorCal Buck League, is willing to publish his high scores for his five favorite Xbox games, in a proverbial glove across the face challenge to our Editor in Chief.
(Naturally, these are all rated “E”, because Mommy said so):
1. Sponge Bob Squarepants, Battle for Bikini Bottom: 83 spatulas, no cheats
2. Sponge Bob Squarepants, the Movie: 25 Goofy Goober nickels, no cheats
3. Spiderman the original: beat the game, with cheats
4. NHL Hitz 2003: 7th round
5. And if “Flash” is into Xbox 360…Disney Pixar Cars, the movie: beat the game, no cheats
How do your scores compare, Chief?